My cousin Elly is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffeemakers. It had all the latest gadgets on it...
Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked: how to plug it in, set the timer, go to bed, and "upon rising the coffee is ready".
A few weeks later Elly was back in the store and Riley asked her how she liked the coffeemaker.
"Wonderful!" she replied, "However, there's one thing I don't understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"