* Acupuncturists do it with a small prick

* Ambulance drivers come quicker

* Australians do it Down Under

* Bankers do it with interest

* Bartenders do it on the Rocks

* Chess players check their Mates

* Cops do it with cuffs

* DJs do it on request

* Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

* Dentists do it orally

* Detectives do it under cover

* Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers

* Firemen do it with a big hose

* Frank Sinatra did it his way

* Garbagemen come twice a week

* Gardeners do it in the bushes

* Gas attendants pump all day

* Housewives do it for an allowance

* Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast

* Landlords do it the 1st of every month

* Mountain climbers like to be on top

* Military do it on command!

* Pianists touch, tickle, and titilate!

* Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

* Truckers do it in the road

* Travel agents do it in lots of different places

* Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

* Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!