Whose life isn't impacted by the monotony of the chore of weekly grocery shopping? Before you know it, the fridge and cupboards are empty and it's time to head back to Pathmark or Piggly Wiggly or whatever local supermarket is nearest...

Well, my neighbor Jed observed that the reason we have to shop so often is that they limit how much we can purchase each time we hit the market. So he came up with a brilliant invention to expand his shopping capacity.