Dear Abby,

My man, Jimmy, finally did something which I believe "crosses the line" of decency. For years now I have been noticing changes in my personality -- I've felt as if something (or someone) has been controlling my actions, as I was no longer experiencing the same sense of independence which I had been accustomed to in my youth. Well, the other day, as I was vacuuming under the sofa cushions, I made an alarming discovery. Apparently, Jimmy had purchased a device which, as it turns out, has been influencing me for years without my knowing it. I'm furious with Jimmy. Please look at the photo (see below) of the device in question. Am I right to be angry with Jimmy? What should I do next? Please advise.

Signed,
Sarah Silverman