9. The bank notifies you that your paycheque has bounced.

8. Your twelve year old daughter suddenly develops a craving for pickles and ice cream.

7. You arrive at your wedding to find, two ushers, four bridesmaids, and six pallbearers.

6. You ask your doctor for a physical and he replys " I'm sorry, I dont do autopsies".

5. The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast and the invitation begins with "Dear Weenie..".

6. While surfing the internet, you suddenly get the following diaglogue box:"ICBM launch successful. Confirm strike ? (Y/N) ".

4. During your commercial flight, the pilot unexpectedly mumbles something in arabic and immediately all the stewardesses begin waving machine guns.

3. While watching the news, you spot your husband marching in a Gay Pride parade.

2. At the vacant house next door, you notice a U-haul van and a truck which looks very similiar to the one on the Beverly Hillbillies.

1. You receive an invitation from the Oval Office to "chew the fat".